Now for some weekend fun...A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage."
The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
"Would ya, huh? Would Ya?"
The clerk says, "Well no."
"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if was Irish?
"What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't."
With self-indignation, the guy says: "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk replies: "Because you're at Home Depot."
LOL!!! Good one. I have seen a "blonde" joke like this one. But this one was better.
ReplyDeleteoh...you're so bad!! tee hee!! : D
ReplyDeleteI abhor such ethnic jokes. I do my best to restrain myself and not laugh. Laughing at others due to their unique differences that are difficult to change is scandalous.
ReplyDeleteIt is all I can do to keep from rolling the floor laughing may ass off. lol
I don't care what anybody says~~ That thar was funny! ;)
ReplyDeleteI sure am enjoying all the funny blogs I'm finding tonight. Surely glad I found yours.
For the Australian readers, think "Bunnings".
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