10.06.2009



Lo and behold, the Bible has gotten too liberal, according to a group of conservatives. And it needs a little editing.

4 comments:

  1. Karen - Let us see, what can we change:

    1. Thou shalt kill
    2. Thou shalt covert Thy neighbors wife
    3. Thou shalt bear false witness

    Could have a lot of fun with this.

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  2. Holte~ Let's see...

    “Honour thy father and thy mother” can be changed to:

    "Honour thy limp-balls and beck-head"

    “Thou shalt have no other gods before me” can be changed to:

    "Thou shalt have no other gods, unless they're rethugs, before me"

    “Thou shalt not steal” can be changed to:

    "Thou shalt not steal unless it's an election"

    'k, that's my fun part!

    =grin=

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  3. I always thought The Living Bible was the conservative's own paraphrase... I didn't know they needed another.

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