When tomorrow all the things are gone,
We've worked for all our lives,
And the right has saved the nation,
From homosexuals and their wives,

I'll wish on every star,
We'd had Clinton here today,
Or wish to hear that Howard scream,
And make it go away!

And it's hard to be a Republican,
Where I thought my lunch was free.
And I can't believe the spinmeisters,
Who sold that crap to me.

And I'd gladly stand up If I could,
But they'd haul my ass away.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I bought their scam,
And screwed the USA.

From the words of Bill O'Reilly,
That I heard on my tv,
From Novak and Rush Limbaugh,
It all made sense to me.

The Liberals and the Feminists,
Were the ones we had to blame.
But my best friend drowned in sewage,
And the Bush response was lame.

And it's hard to be a Republican,
Where I thought my lunch was free.
And I can't believe the spinmeisters,
Who sold that crap to me.

And I'd gladly stand up If I could,
But they'd haul my ass away.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I bought their scam,
And screwed the USA.

poem by Subway