Bitch slapped over a teddy bear! Maybe she should have had the class name him *Herman*.

"A 54-year-old British teacher was sentenced to 15 days in jail in Khartoum, the Sudan, because she let her class name a teddy bear Mohammed"...

A
Christmas card designed by John Lennon is to be re-printed to mark the 50th anniversary of Oxfam's seasonal cards. The Fat Budgie was first available as an Oxfam Christmas card at the height of Beatlemania in 1965.

When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following:

A Recovering American soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001



UPDATE: APPARENTLY THIS IS NOT TRUE ACCORDING TO SNOPES!

OOPS! CLARIFICATION: It is "A Recovering American soldier" which is not true. The John Lennon Christmas card is true!

Does Rudy have anything else going for him? Don't you think the 9-11 card is stale?

It's fun watching the whole charade!

WASHINGTON - Doctors administered an electrical shock to Vice President Dick Cheney’s heart and restored it to a normal rhythm during a 2½ hour hospital visit Monday...

Now why did they go do that! They should have let the bastard kick the bucket!!

Lott less trouble around now!

Pascagoula, Mississippi - Mississippi Sen. Trent Lott, the Senate's No. 2 Republican, announced Monday he will retire from the Senate by end of year.

"It's time for us to do something else," Lott said.

Bush's cronies are all falling by the wayside... wonder why!?!

SYDNEY, Australia - Conservative Prime Minister John Howard suffered a humiliating defeat Saturday at the hands of the left-leaning opposition, whose leader has promised to immediately sign the Kyoto Protocol on global warming and withdraw Australia's combat troops from Iraq.

Labor Party head Kevin Rudd's pledges on global warming and Iraq move Australia sharply away from policies that had made Howard one of President Bush's staunchest allies.

Rudd has named global warming as his top priority, and his signing of the Kyoto Protocol will leave the U.S. as the only industrialized country not to have joined it.

How was your Black Friday!?!

Here he comes to save the day!

tick, tick, tick... this is so DAMN cool! Scroll down to YouTube and click!!

(foot note: this was recorded six months ago)

Kudos to DownWithTyranny

Our hero... RAY-GUN!!




Kudos to 'darkblack'

Great gams, Rudy!

Food for thought...

Pat the Rat!

Bush mentality: fighting is IN... hugging is OUT!!

MASCOUTAH, Ill. - Two hugs equals two days of detention for 13-year-old Megan Coulter.

The eighth-grader was punished for violating a school policy banning public displays of affection when she hugged two friends Friday.

“I feel it is crazy,” said Megan, who was to serve her second detention Tuesday after classes at Mascoutah Middle School.

“I was just giving them a hug goodbye for the weekend,” she said.

Megan’s mother, Melissa Coulter, said the embraces weren’t even real hugs — just an arm around the shoulder and slight squeeze.

“It’s hilarious to the point of ridicule,” Coulter said. “I’m still dumbfounded that she’s having to do this.”

District Superintendent Sam McGowen said that he thinks the penalty is fair and that administrators in the school east of St. Louis were following policy in the student handbook.

It states: “Displays of affection should not occur on the school campus at any time. It is in poor taste, reflects poor judgment, and brings discredit to the school and to the persons involved.”

Coulter said she and her husband told their daughter to go ahead and serve her detentions because the only other option was a day of suspension for each skipped detention.

“We don’t agree with it, but I certainly don’t want her to get in more trouble,” Coulter said.

The couple plan to attend the next school board meeting to ask board members to consider rewording the policy or be more specific in what is considered a display of affection.

“I’m just hoping the school board will open their eyes and just realize that maybe they shouldn’t be punishing us for hugs,” Megan said.

If you haven't done so yet, please go *here* and sign my Guestbook! Thx!!

btw, I copied the Guestbook idea from Jack!

Does anyone else receive these annoying emails? I don't know how one can be *suckered in* but apparently people do or else they would quit sending them. And, how do these emails go through when it has my email address listed as "none"?


Dear Friend,

It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our business transaction. Well, I just want to use this medium of time to thank you very much for your earlier assistance to help me in receiving the funds.

I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the funds with the help of a new partner from London Mr.Chris Rayner. Everything was perfectly done because we strike a deal with one of the Lady Accountant who works with the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF), and she rendered a tremendous help to us. My new partner initiated this idea and everything worked out successfully.

In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the funds, I have decided tocompensate you with the sum of total amount of one million two hundred thousand USD($1.200,000.00 usd) in a Cashier's cheque.

This is from my own share. I did this simply to show appreciation to you for your kind support and assistance even though we couldn't succeed due to some unforseen circumstances. Presently I am in South Korea for investment with my own share under the advice of my partner In the light of the above, you are therefore to contact my personal secretary in Cotonou Benin Republic his name is Mr,Ran Favour and do send him your contact address where you want the cheque to be sent to you,

His e-mail address (ran_favour22007@yahoo.fr)

so feel free to get in touch with him to send the cheque to you without any delay.

I will advice you to send him the following information's:

1,YOUR FULLNAME........................
2,YOUR PHYSICAL ADDRESS..............
3,YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER..........

With my best regards,

MR, Ananti Iweka,

We're here. We're not queer.We're just more manly.

Kudos to Jesus' General

What's your liberal identity!?!

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com