10.21.2005

News Flash - Bush Converts to Judaism


In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and in fact dismissive of Israel, one of America's closest allies, today President Bush announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity to and empathy with the Israeli people. Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have volunteered to perform the circumcision.

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