The Center for Disease Control and Prevention
has issued a warning about a new virulent strain
of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.



jc said...

Having a doctor and a national nurse close by probably saved a lot of us from being exposed.

Karen said...

Thank goodness, huh!?! LOL!! :)

Karen said...

Hubby just said he doesn't have any sympathy for the victims...
They got what they paid for!