~BLUE TARP BLUES ~
Katrina survivors are singing the

Blue Tarp Blues, as the waterproof

tarps are still in use to protect property

and, in some cases, to replace

a damaged roof.

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Karl Rove said when it comes to terrorism,

Democrats all live in a pre-9/11 world and

Republicans all live in a post-9/11 world, DUH!

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More Yogiisms for your viewing pleasure (if you missed the first episode, go back to February 18)...

I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there.

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist!" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps? Not me."

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

"That ain't the way to spell my name."--After he got a check that read 'Pay to bearer'.

... to be continued

If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:





Sad! Very, very sad...
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD. Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!

WICKED WITCH OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

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GUESS THIS DOESN'T NEED ANY S'PLAIN'!?!

So much time, so little chocolate
...over at 'dddragon's!'

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.

You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures,
laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church in Washington one recent Sunday. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it." Bush arrives the following Sunday, looking especially smug, sneering for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into the church. As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:

"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of. "But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint!"

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CAN'T IMAGINE!!


... One winning ticket
for $365 million Powerball

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What is on your word cloud?

Can you believe baseball Spring training has begun already? For your enjoyment, here are some Yogiisms!

It ain't over till it's over.

This is like deja vu all over again.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The future ain't what it used to be.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.

...to be continued

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created by 'jc's designs'

Think this will clear things up; that is, make it clear that our President is a moron.

Bush Explains Medicare Drug Bill

-- Verbatim Quote WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: "I don't really understand. How is the new plan going to fix the problem?"

PRESIDENT BUSH: (Verbatim response) "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculated, for example, is on the table. Whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to that has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, supposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."


Huh!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN!?!

Here's what hubby said: "They're putting sugar over a 'turd' & tryin' to call it a 'tootsie pop'!

I AM WONDER WOMAN!?!
You are Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman 50% Robin 47% Spider-Man 45% Green Lantern 45% Supergirl 40% Catwoman 35% Batman 30% Hulk 30% The Flash 25% Iron Man 15% Superman 0%

You are a beautiful princess with great strength of character.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

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Cheney's in deep do-do! It won't go away,

it's just picking up speed... here's what jc had to say:

"Incidents like this are what we joke-makers live for!"

Take a peek below to see some designs she created

& then vote on your fav in the comments!

WISHING YOU ALL

A WARM FUZZY

♥ VALENTINE'S DAY ♥

Dick Cheney’s Top 10 Excuses For Shooting Fellow Hunter...
From the home office in blue-state New York, here’s Vice President Dick Cheney’s top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry Whittington on Saturday:

10. Sick and tired of Whittington’s “Hey, I’m having a heart attack” jokes

9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo

8. Ongoing dispute over whether it’s acceptable to torture quail before shooting them

7. Thought he saw Michael Moore on other side of tree line

6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer

5. Companion’s ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt

4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster

3. Whittington’s repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the “real president”

2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton

And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington…

1. Because he’s a wartime vice president, damn it!

"UPDATE: Click here for Cheney's Got a Gun by Errorsmith"

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Abramoff says Bush met,
even joked, with him...
Statement follows White House
claim that president does not
know lobbyist...

Who do you believe is telling the truth? * 28828 responses


Bush 8%

Abramoff 82%

Both. They just came away with different impressions from the same events 10%

Four Pistons Named as

Reserves for 2006 NBA All-Star Game

"Kobe's first Nike commercial set
to debut over 2½ years after legal
woes. Star back as salesman after
81-point game"






...isn't this a
great example
for kids, rewarding
bad behavior!!

It's one of those days...

NSA Releases Classified Picture

Washington conducting electronic surveillance

I'll go along with the White Chocolate

but don't know about the description! :)

You are White Chocolate

You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in. Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you. You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

I hate these fuckin' lapel flag
pins the rethugs wear...
I know, some of the retarted
dems wear 'em, also!
It's like, nah, nah, nah, we're
better then you & don't you
forget it. The U.S. is the best
country in the world, just ask us.

'course this all started with the preznit clutching it to
himself after 9-11... we'll show 'em who's boss, damn it!
Rally 'round the flag boys! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalute!!

HA! HA! THE STONES STILL HAVE IT!!

Two sexually explicit lyrics were excised from the rock legends' performance Sunday. The only song to avoid the editor was "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," a 41-year-old song about sexual frustration.
In "Start Me Up," the show's editors silenced one word, a reference to a woman's sexual sway over a dead man. The lyrics for "Rough Justice" included a synonym for rooster that the network also deemed worth cutting out.

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ARE YOU
READY
FOR SOME
FOOTBALL!?!

DEEE-TROIT
IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUSHISMS!


"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

"We ought to make the pie higher."

"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about."

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."

"They misunderestimated me."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

'Sup, my bitches?

' Cute Overload'

DAMN!
THEY'RE
AT IT
AGAIN!

Detroit's Chauncey Billups was named the Eastern Conference Player of the Month while Flip Saunders received his third Coach of the Month honors for games played in January. The Pistons finished January with a 13-2 record, including 11 consecutive victories.

THE GOOD OLE DAYS!!!!