2.20.2006

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church in Washington one recent Sunday. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it." Bush arrives the following Sunday, looking especially smug, sneering for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into the church. As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:


"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of. "But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint!"

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8 comments:

dddragon said...

TOO FUNNY!!

Sar said...

*applauding* very nice.

puppytoes said...

hahahaha! : D thank god we can laugh about this asswipe... otherwise we'd all have to kill ourselves. only 2 more years unless he gets impeached... only 2 more years unless he gets impeached... only 2 more years unless he gets impeached... only 2 more... sigh.

Hale McKay said...

LOL - very good!

KristieD said...

LOL..i like this one.

The Phoenix said...

Holy crap that's funny.

Saur♥Kraut said...

*LOL*

margalit said...

Now THAT is funny! Really frigging funny. And so true, unfortunately.

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