2.26.2006

More Yogiisms for your viewing pleasure (if you missed the first episode, go back to February 18)...

I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there.

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist!" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps? Not me."

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

"That ain't the way to spell my name."--After he got a check that read 'Pay to bearer'.

... to be continued

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4 comments:

Hel Fire said...

hahaha! :D

Fred said...

I grew up on Long Island, and the press always had a field day with his quotes. It's great to see some of them again.

Hale McKay said...

LOL - Great stuff. (I don't recall the encyclopedia one.) Ones I haven't heard before make if more enjoyable.

cube said...

Hey, wherever you go, there you are ;-)