If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:

Sad! Very, very sad...
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD. Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!



OldHorsetailSnake said...

I've got an excuse! You said you had a headache!

Hale McKay said...

You missed both of the Wendys ads that would work "Big And Juicy" and "Where's The Beef?"
...Alka Seltzer's "Plop, PLop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is."
...Sorry .. getting carried away .. but it is great blog idea I would like to expand on...Hmmm
...I hope you don't mind if I least make plans to plagiarize this idea.

Canadian Dude said...

Great post... Hmmmm..heres' some more potential advertizers..... Budweiser: "This Bud's for you" or McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it" or Pontiac: "We are driving excitement."

Karen said...

LOL you guys! Great ideas
& hoss, I really *DO* have a headache~
{wink} {wink}

Karen said...

hale & dude~

Here's more that i didn't list, would love to have you feature them, hale!

Chevy Truck - like a rock!

Pringles - once you pop, you can't stop!

KFC - finger lickin' good!

M&M's - it melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Bounty - the quicker picker-upper!

Energizer - it keeps going and going and going...

Hale McKay said...

LOL those were great, Karen. I can't believe I missed 'Like a Rock!'
...They will be included - I think that makes 37 of them so far.
...I will be posting it on Sunday afternoon.

Canadian Dude said...

I came back… couldn't sleep… LOL