If Senator Clinton had bowled a 37 in seven frames, she would have blamed it on :
1. A vast right-handed conspiracy.
2. Harsh media glare.
3. A vast left-handed conspiracy.
4. She really didn't expect to bowl well, anyway.
5. When she was growing up, blowing alleys discriminated against women.
6. If they counted her blowing scores in Michigan and Florida, she would have a cumulative 300.
Kudos to 'David A. Stevenson'