4.07.2008



If Senator Clinton had bowled a 37 in seven frames, she would have blamed it on :

1. A vast right-handed conspiracy.

2. Harsh media glare.

3. A vast left-handed conspiracy.

4. She really didn't expect to bowl well, anyway.

5. When she was growing up, blowing alleys discriminated against women.

6. If they counted her blowing scores in Michigan and Florida, she would have a cumulative 300.

Kudos to 'David A. Stevenson'
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5 comments:

Jack K. said...

"If they counted her blowing scores in Michigan and Florida, she would have a cumulative 300."

Was this an intentional typo, or the results of dyslexic fingers? Inquiring minds want to know.

giggle, tee hee, guffaw, and a great big snerx.

Jolynn said...

Poor Hillary!

BBC said...

5. When she was growing up, blowing alleys discriminated against women.

Shit, how old is she? When I was a teen I set pins in the YMCA for women.

I had good eyes then and remember looking down the ally at the, um, never mind.

sage said...

I'm with Jack (shaking my head laughing while Freud rolls over in his grave)

Diane said...

Ha! Nicely done!