As defined by Mahatma Gandhi:
In India when people meet and part they often say, Namaste' which means: "I honor the place within you where the entire Universe resides; I honor the place within you of love, of light, of truth, of peace; I honor the place within you, where, when you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us."
6.02.2006
Friday Fun!
Are you tired of hearing your spouse say: "We never do anything together."
Hmmm. I notice that 1) there is a flush handle on each side, so I wonder if the tank is subdivided so that only half of it can be flushed (if it is, great. If not, then you are using twice the water when only one partner is indisposed, and 2) there is only one single molded toilet seat and cover. So what happens after they go, and he wants to leave it up and she wants it down?
Also, think what it will do to his ego if he has to urinate and she gets food poisoning. She goes in, passes him urinating, and with a sidelong glance leans over and vomits. He'll never feel manly again.
There was an SNL skit about that...but the toilets faced in opposite directions, and had the couple turning slightly to face each other while they pooped.
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that's just wrong for so many reasons! (and, yes, i'm laughing my ass off, even as i write!)
have a great weekend, girlfriend!! : D
Hmmm. I notice that 1) there is a flush handle on each side, so I wonder if the tank is subdivided so that only half of it can be flushed (if it is, great. If not, then you are using twice the water when only one partner is indisposed, and 2) there is only one single molded toilet seat and cover. So what happens after they go, and he wants to leave it up and she wants it down?
Also, think what it will do to his ego if he has to urinate and she gets food poisoning. She goes in, passes him urinating, and with a sidelong glance leans over and vomits. He'll never feel manly again.
ROTFLMAO.
nuff said.
There was an SNL skit about that...but the toilets faced in opposite directions, and had the couple turning slightly to face each other while they pooped.
So they come with his n' hers toilet paper, too?
Ew!! No thank you! But that is funny.
Michele sent me, Karen.
Let's just say that I don't feel close enough to anyone to sit that close during poop-time. LOL
I think the only market for that potty would be Siamese Twins. They don't have too much choice if they happen to be joined together.
that's funny Karen! I've seen two holers in outhouses, but never anything like that.
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